A malcontent was sitting under a tree looking at a neighbor’s pumpkin patch.
“You sure got that one wrong, God,” the complainer said. “Here’s this great, beautiful tree bearing tiny nuts, while a mere vine yields pumpkins.”
At that moment a nut broke loose and bounced off the malcontent’s head.
“Never mind, God. You knew what you were doing. I could have been dead if you followed my advice.”