If I haven’t mentioned it before, my husband and I have sort of gotten hooked on the new NBC show “Chuck.”
It’s got some great lines, and I’ve been collecting some, and finally making “my” list. Naturally this will be very inside-jokey.
Which is to say, if you’ve seen the episode, you *will* be laughing, and if you haven’t you just… might be laughing. Or scratching your head.
~ Chuck ~
Okay, well that– now that’s just a picture of a turtle.
Why are these people sleeping?
I’m going to go fix some hard drives. Good luck with the spy stuff!
[To high-ranking Chinese spy holding him at gunpoint:] Or you could– you could… defect!
Are you two crazy? I’m not gonna have a guy rubbed out just because he upsets our lunch routine!
Crossbow? What, aren’t slingshots good enough?
“Are you coming to the toga party?”
Ellie! You’re alright. Thank God you’re alright! I mean, of course you’re alright. Why wouldn’t you be…
[Under the influence of a truth-serum/poison:]
(to Sarah) You are so pretty!!!
(to Casey) Your jaw could have been chiseled by Michelangelo himself. (Casey, solemnly, “Thank you.”)
Okay, I’ll take this antidote, and pretend to drink it, then I’m going to run like mad and give it to my sister instead. Why did I just say that out loud?
I am not running away. I don’t know what you think this is, but I am having a rare moment of courage here.
Pretty… pretty… Ho! Not pretty! Not pretty! Ugly!
One girlish scream from me and the cavalry arrives.
Some kid could’ve found that! [Casey just opened a gun cache in the store’s home theater room]
Can someone else be the human shield for a while?
One question? Shoot– Not you!
No one ever says how much those things hurt.
~ Major Casey ~
If you run I’m going to point my gun at you and threaten to shoot you in the head.
Chuck: Are you actually going to do it?
Casey [in his *duh* voice]: No.
Chuck: Great. [Runs]
I’m feeling a little pasty.
Don’t puke on the C4.
Now thats what I call moving appliances.
[impressed] Smart. Do that again, and I’ll kill you.
[Shooting out a lock after Sarah expertly picked one]: We all have our skill sets.
~Chuck n Casey ~
Chuck: Soooo, in this plan, I basically do nothing?
Chuck: Let’s do this.
Casey: You did really good last night, Chuck.
Chuck: Oh, come on Casey, enough with the sarcasm, okay?
Casey: No, I’m serious. You did good. [Chuck begins to smile] And that tux looks good on you.
Chuck [big goofy grin by now]: Well, thanks, Casey!
Casey: That was sarcasm.
Chuck: Anna didn’t pay you to rub out Tang, did she?
Casey: No. Do you want me to?
Chuck: No! No!
Casey: Stay in the car.
Chuck: My four favorite words.
Morgan: I’m going home now
Ellie: My four favorite words.
Ellie (succumbing to being drugged): Words… taste… like… peaches.
~ Cheesy but cute ~
Chuck: Phone Trouble again ?
Sarah: Yeah, I’m not sure I’m able to receive calls….cause I never got one from you….
Sarah: Well, the good news is that we’re alive. The bad news… is this is a very awkward moment now.
Chuck: Not so much for me. Kinda nice, actually.
Tang (control-freak store manager): Now it is mine. The one remote to rule them all. The master remote.
Bryce: You should go for the head next time.
Deli man: He had me at ‘pastrami’.
I have always enjoyed making “best lines” compilations for my favorite shows!