Usually I’m rolling my eyes at the sports’ commentators similes, as the speakers are so intense and seem to think they are so original. And aren’t.
But this I loved (in reference to Olympic badminton), maybe it’s old to someone else, but it’s new to me:
Lands like a butterfly with sore feet.
hadn’t seen this one before! Lol. I reviewed the Lair of the White Worm.